diff --git a/src/memes/index.org b/src/memes/index.org new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e6c58ef --- /dev/null +++ b/src/memes/index.org @@ -0,0 +1,59 @@ +#+TITLE: Funny References +#+AUTHOR: Yann Esposito +#+EMAIL: yann@esposito.host +#+KEYWORDS: humor +#+DESCRIPTION: Funny videos, and images to use when chatting +#+OPTIONS: H:5 +#+OPTIONS: auto-id:t + +@@html:@@ + +#+MACRO: vid @@html:@@ +#+MACRO: anchor @@html:§@@ +#+MACRO: lnk @@html:»@@ + +** Memes in random order +:PROPERTIES: +:CUSTOM_ID: memes-in-random-order +:END: + +*** {{{anchor(3-coquillages)}}} Il ne sait pas se servir des 3 coquillages {{{lnk(3-coquillages)}}} +:PROPERTIES: +:CUSTOM_ID: 3-coquillages +:END: +{{{vid(3-coquillages.mp4)}}} + +*** {{{anchor(rocky)}}} If he dies, he dies {{{lnk(rocky)}}} +:PROPERTIES: +:CUSTOM_ID: rocky +:END: +{{{vid(rocky.mp4)}}} + +*** {{{anchor(another-war)}}} What we need is another war! {{{lnk(another-war)}}} +:PROPERTIES: +:CUSTOM_ID: another-war +:END: +#+begin_quote +Yes Dear! +#+end_quote +{{{vid(another-war.mp4)}}} + + +*** {{{anchor(creme-anglaise)}}} Damn Fine Custard {{{lnk(creme-anglaise)}}} +:PROPERTIES: +:CUSTOM_ID: creme-anglaise +:END: +#+begin_quote +Rich and creamy, just the way I like it! +#+end_quote + +{{{vid(creme-anglaise.mp4)}}} diff --git a/src/memes/vids/3-coquillages.mkv b/src/memes/vids/3-coquillages.mkv deleted file mode 100644 index 248ad29..0000000 Binary files a/src/memes/vids/3-coquillages.mkv and /dev/null differ diff --git a/src/memes/vids/3-coquillages.mp4 b/src/memes/vids/3-coquillages.mp4 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..56b2e09 Binary files /dev/null and b/src/memes/vids/3-coquillages.mp4 differ diff --git a/src/memes/vids/3-coquillages.org b/src/memes/vids/3-coquillages.org new file mode 100644 index 0000000..50b3cfc --- /dev/null +++ b/src/memes/vids/3-coquillages.org @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +#+TITLE: 3 coquillages +#+AUTHOR: Yann Esposito +#+EMAIL: yann@esposito.host +#+KEYWORDS: humor +#+DESCRIPTION: Il ne sait pas se servir des trois coquillages ! +#+OPTIONS: H:5 +#+OPTIONS: auto-id:t + +@@html:@@ + +#+MACRO: vid @@html:@@ +#+MACRO: anchor @@html:§@@ + +** {{{anchor(3-coquillages)}}} Il ne sait pas se servir des 3 coquillages +:PROPERTIES: +:CUSTOM_ID: 3-coquillages +:END: +{{{vid(3-coquillages.mp4)}}} diff --git a/src/memes/vids/another-war.mkv b/src/memes/vids/another-war.mkv deleted file mode 100644 index 6b135aa..0000000 Binary files a/src/memes/vids/another-war.mkv and /dev/null differ diff --git a/src/memes/vids/another-war.mp4 b/src/memes/vids/another-war.mp4 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3c6a07b Binary files /dev/null and b/src/memes/vids/another-war.mp4 differ diff --git a/src/memes/vids/another-war.org b/src/memes/vids/another-war.org new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d0b48af --- /dev/null +++ b/src/memes/vids/another-war.org @@ -0,0 +1,30 @@ +#+TITLE: What we need is another war! +#+AUTHOR: Yann Esposito +#+EMAIL: yann@esposito.host +#+KEYWORDS: humor +#+DESCRIPTION: Yes Dear! +#+OPTIONS: H:5 +#+OPTIONS: auto-id:t + +@@html:@@ + +#+MACRO: vid @@html:@@ +#+MACRO: anchor @@html:§@@ + +** {{{anchor(another-war)}}} What we need is another war! +:PROPERTIES: +:CUSTOM_ID: another-war +:END: +#+begin_quote +Yes Dear! +#+end_quote +{{{vid(another-war.mp4)}}} diff --git a/src/memes/vids/convert.sh b/src/memes/vids/convert.sh new file mode 100755 index 0000000..f89fa3b --- /dev/null +++ b/src/memes/vids/convert.sh @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +#!/usr/bin/env zsh +ffmpeg -i $1 \ + -vcodec libx264 \ + -profile:v main \ + -level 3.1 \ + -preset medium \ + -crf 23 \ + -x264-params ref=4 \ + -acodec ac3_fixed \ + -movflags +faststart \ + ${1:r}.mp4 diff --git a/src/memes/vids/creme-anglaise.mkv b/src/memes/vids/creme-anglaise.mkv deleted file mode 100644 index 089c847..0000000 Binary files a/src/memes/vids/creme-anglaise.mkv and /dev/null differ diff --git a/src/memes/vids/creme-anglaise.mp4 b/src/memes/vids/creme-anglaise.mp4 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..82add0e Binary files /dev/null and b/src/memes/vids/creme-anglaise.mp4 differ diff --git a/src/memes/vids/creme-anglaise.org b/src/memes/vids/creme-anglaise.org new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4c6bc07 --- /dev/null +++ b/src/memes/vids/creme-anglaise.org @@ -0,0 +1,31 @@ +#+TITLE: Damn Fine Custard +#+AUTHOR: Yann Esposito +#+EMAIL: yann@esposito.host +#+KEYWORDS: humor +#+DESCRIPTION: Rich and creamy, just the way I like it! +#+OPTIONS: H:5 +#+OPTIONS: auto-id:t + +@@html:@@ + +#+MACRO: vid @@html:@@ +#+MACRO: anchor @@html:§@@ + +** {{{anchor(creme-anglaise)}}} Damn Fine Custard +:PROPERTIES: +:CUSTOM_ID: creme-anglaise +:END: +#+begin_quote +Rich and creamy, just the way I like it! +#+end_quote + +{{{vid(creme-anglaise.mp4)}}} diff --git a/src/memes/vids/rocky.mkv b/src/memes/vids/rocky.mkv deleted file mode 100644 index abb628c..0000000 Binary files a/src/memes/vids/rocky.mkv and /dev/null differ diff --git a/src/memes/vids/rocky.mp4 b/src/memes/vids/rocky.mp4 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4263126 Binary files /dev/null and b/src/memes/vids/rocky.mp4 differ diff --git a/src/memes/vids/rocky.org b/src/memes/vids/rocky.org new file mode 100644 index 0000000..47c929a --- /dev/null +++ b/src/memes/vids/rocky.org @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +#+TITLE: If he dies, he dies +#+AUTHOR: Yann Esposito +#+EMAIL: yann@esposito.host +#+KEYWORDS: humor +#+OPTIONS: H:5 +#+OPTIONS: auto-id:t + +@@html:@@ + +#+MACRO: vid @@html:@@ +#+MACRO: anchor @@html:§@@ + +** {{{anchor(rocky)}}} If he dies, he dies +:PROPERTIES: +:CUSTOM_ID: rocky +:END: +{{{vid(rocky.mp4)}}}