#+TITLE: Funny References
#+AUTHOR: Yann Esposito
#+EMAIL: yann@esposito.host
#+KEYWORDS: humor
#+DESCRIPTION: Funny videos, and images to use when chatting
#+OPTIONS: H:5
#+OPTIONS: auto-id:t

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** Memes in random order
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: memes-in-random-order
:END:

*** {{{anchor(3-coquillages)}}} Il ne sait pas se servir des 3 coquillages {{{lnk(3-coquillages)}}}
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: 3-coquillages
:END:
{{{vid(3-coquillages.mp4)}}}

*** {{{anchor(rocky)}}} If he dies, he dies {{{lnk(rocky)}}}
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: rocky
:END:
{{{vid(rocky.mp4)}}}

*** {{{anchor(another-war)}}} What we need is another war! {{{lnk(another-war)}}}
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: another-war
:END:
#+begin_quote
Yes Dear!
#+end_quote
{{{vid(another-war.mp4)}}}


*** {{{anchor(creme-anglaise)}}} Damn Fine Custard {{{lnk(creme-anglaise)}}}
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: creme-anglaise
:END:
#+begin_quote
Rich and creamy, just the way I like it!
#+end_quote

{{{vid(creme-anglaise.mp4)}}}

*** {{{anchor(origami-mon-ami)}}} Origami mon ami {{{lnk(origami-mon-ami)}}}
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: origami-mon-ami
:END:

{{{vid(origami-mon-ami.mp4)}}}