#+TITLE: Funny References
#+AUTHOR: Yann Esposito
#+EMAIL: yann@esposito.host
#+KEYWORDS: humor
#+DESCRIPTION: Funny videos, and images to use when chatting
#+OPTIONS: H:5
#+OPTIONS: auto-id:t

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** Memes in random order
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: memes-in-random-order
:END:

*** {{{anchor(3-coquillages)}}} Il ne sait pas se servir des 3 coquillages {{{lnk(3-coquillages)}}}
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: 3-coquillages
:END:
{{{vid(3-coquillages.mp4)}}}

*** {{{anchor(rocky)}}} If he dies, he dies {{{lnk(rocky)}}}
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: rocky
:END:
{{{vid(rocky.mp4)}}}

*** {{{anchor(another-war)}}} What we need is another war! {{{lnk(another-war)}}}
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: another-war
:END:
#+begin_quote
Yes Dear!
#+end_quote
{{{vid(another-war.mp4)}}}


*** {{{anchor(creme-anglaise)}}} Damn Fine Custard {{{lnk(creme-anglaise)}}}
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: creme-anglaise
:END:
#+begin_quote
Rich and creamy, just the way I like it!
#+end_quote

{{{vid(creme-anglaise.mp4)}}}

*** {{{anchor(origami-mon-ami)}}} Origami mon ami {{{lnk(origami-mon-ami)}}}
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: origami-mon-ami
:END:

{{{vid(origami-mon-ami.mp4)}}}

*** {{{anchor(les-vieux)}}} Les vieux {{{lnk(les-vieux)}}}
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: les-vieux
:END:

{{{vid(les-vieux.mp4)}}}

*** {{{anchor(je-l-ai-fait-)}}} JE L'AI FAIT !!!! {{{lnk(je-l-ai-fait-)}}}
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: je-l-ai-fait-
:END:

{{{vid(je-l-ai-fait-.mp4)}}}

*** {{{anchor(money-money-money)}}} Money Money Money {{{lnk(money-money-money)}}}
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: money-money-money
:END:

{{{vid(money-money-money.mp4)}}}


*** {{{anchor(st-john-perse)}}} St John Perse {{{lnk(st-john-perse)}}}
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: st-john-perse
:END:

#+begin_quote
Azur ! nos bêtes sont bondées d'un cri !

Je m'éveille, songeant au fruit noir de l'Anibe dans sa cupule verruqueuse
et tronquée...

St John Perse.
#+end_quote

{{{vid(st-john-perse.mp4)}}}


*** {{{anchor(i-will-not-accept-that-it-s-a-highly-dangerous-road)}}} I will not accept that it's a highly dangerous road {{{lnk(i-will-not-accept-that-it-s-a-highly-dangerous-road)}}}
:PROPERTIES:
:CUSTOM_ID: i-will-not-accept-that-it-s-a-highly-dangerous-road
:END:

{{{vid(i-will-not-accept-that-it-s-a-highly-dangerous-road.mp4)}}}